Skip to main content

Poking Stick 

Share definition Flag
A stick, about 30cm long, that can be concealed up a sleeve, and can be used to 'poke' people who argue with you/irritate you/don't like the music you do/deserve poking/don't deserve poking but you poke anyway/anyone in the hope of enraging them/making them move/injuring them/anything.

An incredibly versatile human management tool
Move out the way, or i'll poke you with my Poking Stick
Poking Stick by Kore March 18, 2004
Poking Stick mug front
Get the Poking Stick mug.
See more merch

Poking Stick 

Share definition Flag
Any old stick found near a campsite used to poke the fire with. Hours of male entertainment.
thash ookay hunny, yoush go to shleep. Iii'm gonna poke th' fire a bit more... whersh my poking stick?
Poking Stick by Bollocks March 4, 2005

Poking Stick 

Share definition Flag
A stick used to poke ice to see if it's strong enough to walk on.
Damnit, i fell in the lake, fucking poking stick
Poking Stick by Karyn & Shaun February 9, 2004

Poking stick 

Share definition Flag
Eg...Dave is spooning Maya.

Maya says... Stop poking me with your poking stick
Poking stick by Spazzy714 January 14, 2011

Poking Stick 

Share definition Flag
n. 1) A magical ruler of a highschool student.

2) there have been over 6 poking sticks. A poking stick is only classed a poking stick, once the chosen one (the great Jedee Mastahs) has written poking stick on it.

3) it is approx. 41cm, wooden and is found in most newsagents. Various others have been spawned, but the only true one lies in a drawer of my . i mean the chosen ones cupboard drawer of doom.

4) its a ruler, that i called te poking stick when i wrote poke nelson and i would poke people with it.. hours of fun, a great idea
i poked nelson with the poking stick
Poking Stick by Mattalac December 9, 2003

poking mud with a stick 

Share definition Flag
An early 16th century game played by Danish children in western Denmark. Referred to by the Danes as "mudret stok" meaning literally "mud cane"; this translation was mistaken and the American term "poking mud with a stick" was born. Of course, this is not to be confused with "dødbider" which translates to the American term "stick in the mud". The rules have remained the same threw the centuries, as well as the uncommon theme that the activity possesses. Unlike the widespread idea of winning that convolutes many of today's pass times, mudret stok is a noncompetitive group activity. It is distinguishable by a circle of children in a half-crouching position, in which the back is horizontal with the ground. Each child is allotted one stick of similar length, about a meter or three feet, but it is said that the earlier players would have played with canes reaching up to three and a half meters across. The most common misconception of this game is that it must be played in a grubby environment, by today's standards this is simply not true, but for authenticity proposes it will be described as such. The rules are reasonably simple; each child, while in a half-crouched position, holds their respective stick, in hand, with elbow slightly bent. The child then thrusts the stick into the wettened dirt repeatedly; eventually, the stick's end becomes heavy due to the accumulation of soot. After a short amount of time the weight of the stick's end becomes unbearable and the child is, in turn, able to rest and compare time and stick weight with the other children. As stated earlier the game is not competition based, instead it was an activity created to get Danish children together during the warmer summer months.
Despite its underground popularity, poking mud with a stick will never be an Olympic event.
More from Urban Dictionary

minimap 

Share definition Flag
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

Share definition Flag
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026
Next