Pokey Douche

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A person who kicks your Pokémon out of a gym immediately after you take the gym. Then proceeds to feed their Pokémon berries to prevent you from taking back the gym. This special kind of douche thinks the whole world revolves around them and their pokey greatness. Special gigantic versions of pokey douche skipped sharing in kindergarten and will never let your Pokémon stay in “their” gym for longer than a minute.

Wish I knew this pokey douche so I can tell them to fuck off!

Pokey Douche by Jdc116799 January 27, 2022

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poker douche

the guy in your local poker game with the shit hot poker website gear, turd sniffer sunglasses, and the card suites tatooed on his knuckles.
not the best player, but swears he is; also would not meet you outside to settle a beef for running his mouth.

"get a load of this poker douche's big slick tatoo on his neck"

poker douche by sick of douchebag gamblers April 18, 2008

Related Words

Pokey Douche • poker douche • Douche Poker • Pokedouche • pokey • pokey bum wank • pokey joe • Pokey Stabby • pokey stix • Pokey the Penguin

Douche Poker

A passive agressive negotiation between two witless self-absorbed under-qualified middle managers who possess no real power in the grand scheme of their employment hierarchy.

These executives are bogged down in a major game of douche poker over digital rights.

Douche Poker by NYC Magoo August 26, 2013

Pokedouche

An individual that claims they are avid pokemon fans, posting on twitter or facebook "Omg lol, i bought me a pickachu onesie! I am such a pokemon nerd! Haha :)" but in reality only likes the original 150(Gen1), dismissing all other pokemon after that to be stupid,ugly or uninspired.
Therefore, they have not played a pokemon game since gen1.

Chad: Dude! Why are you playing that shitty pokemon black crap?! Original 150 for life son!
Dylan: Shit man i dont know, maybe cause i like pokemon?
Chad: Lol weak bro! You aint a true pokemon fan if you play that new stuff, the pokemon all look like crap and the new legendaries are shit! I played pokemon blue when i was 7 bro, its like my childhood! The new stuff ruined the franchise!
Dylan: Oh okay right, out of curiosity, what was your team when you played blue?
Chad: Lvl 100 charizard and mewtwo son! My pokemon team is a two man army lol!
Dylan: eat a dick and die.
(In this example, we can derive that Chad is a mega pokedouche)

Pokedouche by KyneGG May 28, 2013

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026