Pokey Douche 

A person who kicks your Pokémon out of a gym immediately after you take the gym. Then proceeds to feed their Pokémon berries to prevent you from taking back the gym. This special kind of douche thinks the whole world revolves around them and their pokey greatness. Special gigantic versions of pokey douche skipped sharing in kindergarten and will never let your Pokémon stay in “their” gym for longer than a minute.

Wish I knew this pokey douche so I can tell them to fuck off!

Pokey Douche by Jdc116799 January 27, 2022

poker douche

the guy in your local poker game with the shit hot poker website gear, turd sniffer sunglasses, and the card suites tatooed on his knuckles.
not the best player, but swears he is; also would not meet you outside to settle a beef for running his mouth.

"get a load of this poker douche's big slick tatoo on his neck"

poker douche by sick of douchebag gamblers April 18, 2008

Douche Poker 

A passive agressive negotiation between two witless self-absorbed under-qualified middle managers who possess no real power in the grand scheme of their employment hierarchy.

These executives are bogged down in a major game of douche poker over digital rights.

Douche Poker by NYC Magoo August 26, 2013

Pokedouche 

An individual that claims they are avid pokemon fans, posting on twitter or facebook "Omg lol, i bought me a pickachu onesie! I am such a pokemon nerd! Haha :)" but in reality only likes the original 150(Gen1), dismissing all other pokemon after that to be stupid,ugly or uninspired.
Therefore, they have not played a pokemon game since gen1.

Chad: Dude! Why are you playing that shitty pokemon black crap?! Original 150 for life son!
Dylan: Shit man i dont know, maybe cause i like pokemon?
Chad: Lol weak bro! You aint a true pokemon fan if you play that new stuff, the pokemon all look like crap and the new legendaries are shit! I played pokemon blue when i was 7 bro, its like my childhood! The new stuff ruined the franchise!
Dylan: Oh okay right, out of curiosity, what was your team when you played blue?
Chad: Lvl 100 charizard and mewtwo son! My pokemon team is a two man army lol!
Dylan: eat a dick and die.
(In this example, we can derive that Chad is a mega pokedouche)

Pokedouche by KyneGG May 28, 2013