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Pokedouche

An individual that claims they are avid pokemon fans, posting on twitter or facebook "Omg lol, i bought me a pickachu onesie! I am such a pokemon nerd! Haha :)" but in reality only likes the original 150(Gen1), dismissing all other pokemon after that to be stupid,ugly or uninspired.
Therefore, they have not played a pokemon game since gen1.
Chad: Dude! Why are you playing that shitty pokemon black crap?! Original 150 for life son!
Dylan: Shit man i dont know, maybe cause i like pokemon?
Chad: Lol weak bro! You aint a true pokemon fan if you play that new stuff, the pokemon all look like crap and the new legendaries are shit! I played pokemon blue when i was 7 bro, its like my childhood! The new stuff ruined the franchise!
Dylan: Oh okay right, out of curiosity, what was your team when you played blue?
Chad: Lvl 100 charizard and mewtwo son! My pokemon team is a two man army lol!
Dylan: eat a dick and die.
(In this example, we can derive that Chad is a mega pokedouche)
by KyneGG May 28, 2013
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Pedouchetrian

-Pedestrians that act like douchebags. They take forever to cross the street in front of your car. Most of the time they don't even use a crosswalk.

-People that walk in front of your car with no regard to you or your time schedule, and they don't move out of the way. Especially in parking lots.
Get out of the way you Fing pedouchetrian! I gotta be somewhere TODAY!
by the real b love May 5, 2009
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PoePouche The Douche

Edgar Allan Poe

A way to describe Edgar Allan Poe and his all around entitled way of speaking
PoePouche the Douche states,"Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality."
by Poehater626 December 4, 2018
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Pedouchemo

A pedophile, douche, and an emo
Chris- Hey Jack, I heard John is hitting on 6th graders.
Jack- Really? Isn’t he a Sophomore?!
Chris- Ya, he’s been a real douche about it.
Jack- He’s such an emo dude.
Bob- What a pedouchemo
Chris & Jack- ... Yes
by ItzWattz May 14, 2019
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Protedouche

When a person is selected for a higher rank, title, billet at work but ultimately sucks at life. A person who is not respected or generally cared for.
Lance: Did you hear about the new guy who's getting promoted in a couple of months?
Chuck: Yeah i heard, what a fucking Protedouche that guy is!
by Roython August 11, 2007
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Pogodouches

People who are jealous of pretty people. They only care about sex life. Period.
Pogodouches pogo douche sex ugly nasty fugly jealous
by TEEEEEEEET November 12, 2010
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Predouchess

When you know someone's a douche before they meet him.
"Did you see that guy's 'su dude' sticker? Wow hes so predouchess."
by ijustwantedtosharethis February 3, 2019
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