plurb is as plurb does. plurb is everything and nothing simultaneously. plurb your mind to the plurb, plurb your horizons and you too can join the family of plurb. fuck everyone just plurb and you too can achieve the ultimate wisdom that is plurb.
jimmy: plurb man whats going on?
johns: not plurb dude bout to drink a soda
jimmy: word plurb it easy man
johns: not plurb dude bout to drink a soda
jimmy: word plurb it easy man
by gazeeb0 March 1, 2010

by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

Plurbs (a.k.a. Plerbs, Plerbies, and Plerts) are as old as the universe, if not older. There is a constant disagreement whether the universe created their life, or they created the universe. One thing is for certain: they are powerful, and look great on T-Shirts.
I heard about a really weird plurb sighting the other day. The plurb had a wizard hat, and apparently scientists are calling the plurb Bartholomew!
by plurbman March 30, 2020

1. To sit on someone’s face and shit as a form of sexual pleasure.
2. To spit in a way that annoys someone.
2. To spit in a way that annoys someone.
by Thatfellanamedfrank January 3, 2024

1. To sit on someone’s face and shit as a form of sexual pleasure.
2. To spit in a way that annoys someone
2. To spit in a way that annoys someone
by Thatfellanamedfrank January 3, 2024
