Plurbs (a.k.a. Plerbs, Plerbies, and Plerts) are as old as the universe, if not older. There is a constant disagreement whether the universe created their life, or they created the universe. One thing is for certain: they are powerful, and look great on T-Shirts.
I heard about a really weird plurb sighting the other day. The plurb had a wizard hat, and apparently scientists are calling the plurb Bartholomew!
by plurbman March 30, 2020