Plos (Pleios)

Past
Living
Obsession
Syndrome

Symptoms:
- Ignorance before knowledge
- Shock
- Sweaty pits
- Combustion of the heart
- Inflation

Cure:
- THERE IS NO CURE! Evidence shows patients get PLOS once introduced to a certain specimen

*4 SECONDS UNTIL DEATH ONCE YOU ARE OFFICIALLY DIAGNOSED BY A CERTIFIED DOCTOR WITH THE DISEASE*

Iqbal is a sad boy who gave up on life and realized how sad and down he was after Grade 10 Civics/Careers. Thinking something was wrong, he visited a doctor and the doctor finally diagnosed him of Plos (Pleios). Iqbal's last words were: "Wait, what?" Until his heart exploded and he combusted from the inside out.

by Joe Patrick Smith December 1, 2010