an amazing fanfiction that everyone is jealous of so some begin to hate on. it's actually descriptive and worthy of publishing unlike fanfics like danger and whatnot. It turns haters into lovers.
Reader: "Plotwist is the most amazing fanfiction!"
Hater: "It got boring after a while."
Reader: "Just continue reading, you'll see, it gets better."
-Hour later-
Hater: "Oh my god, IT'S AMAZING!"
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.