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Another thing that people sexually identify as.
"No, i am not a lesbian, I sexually identify as a platypus. Thats why i date girls"
by PpoiyoPpoiyo November 28, 2017
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A strange fail of nature. As god was creating a beaver, a duck was standing on top of the beaver and they became morphed together, thus creating the platypus. (I think.)
by Alexander Hova July 08, 2013
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A couple where one of the two individuals is clearly out of the other person's league.
That girl is WAY too hot for that guy; I'm calling it, platypus.
by bdarr22 September 18, 2010
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A waterfowl, with a variety of species, most-namely, the duck-billed.
A noble creature, that no one would ever make fun of except for Kevin Smith, like when he had nothing better to say at the beginning of Dogma.
Kevin Smith must have been attacked by a platypus as a small child, in addition to all the other stuff that happened.
by pythonspam November 07, 2003
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The sped of the animal kingdom... A semi-aquatic duck billed egg laying poisonis mammal...
Holy crap look at that platypus... I bet that if he weren't a semi-aquatic duck billed egg laying poisonis mammal he wouldn't be such a sped
by Bill Eburn April 30, 2005
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A simple statement meaning both good and bad at the same time, as made popular in the practice of whaleism.
"What do you think about this severed limb Ted?"
reply- "Platypus."
by Nydwyngreendragon April 28, 2004
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