Platonic Cuddling

Cuddling between two people, free from romantic or sexual desire, for either emotional closeness and sense of security, or physical comfort and warmth.

I was feeling lonely last night, so my best friend and I had some platonic cuddling.

Platonic Cuddling by LilithXIII July 4, 2011

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Platonic Cuddling

The act of being close of cuddling with another person, for security or feeling happy. Theres no romanic or sexual desire.

Me and my friend did some Platonic Cuddling last night because I was very stressed.

Platonic Cuddling by LittleNemo 078 April 13, 2016

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platonic cuddling

What you call it when you want to get down with someone, but don't want to put it in any certain terms. Usually when one or both parties are involved in a relationship with someone else.

Girl: Hey, you want to come over tonight?
Guy: What for?
Girl: Some "platonic cuddling."
Guy: Right, I'll bring the condoms.

platonic cuddling by zknb October 14, 2008

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Platonic cuddling

The act of snuggling between two friends that tends to lead to a hand jibber or mouth jibber.

Girl: I'm not doing anything tonight. We're just platonic cuddling.

Guy: Sure...

Platonic cuddling by Thuggleupagus March 17, 2015

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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