Plan M 

"Plan M" (where M = "Masturbation").
A backup plan involving frequent doses of self-administered masturbation if one should fail to find a sex partner.

Person 1: So what's plan B if she's not attracted to you?

Person 2: Well if that's the eventuality, then I'm going to resort to "plan M". Long nights on the couch with my #1 handy man.

Plan M by daddyDDollazDeluxx December 26, 2013

Plan L-M-N-O-P 

Every girl has a back-up plan, a plan B, or even plan C when trying to get laid. Some girls have a longer list that go all the way to L-M-N-O-P (like mine).

The "L-M-N-O-P's" are your last resort. He doesn't care that your stumbling and slurring your speech. He doesn't care that you have been dancing with other guys all night. He doesn't care that you haven't shaved your legs. He is the guy that will take you as you are no matter what just to get a shot at you. They lower their standards for you because you are drunk, they will probably never have a shot at you again, or the times they had you they really liked the cookie. But you lower your standards because they aren't attractive, you haven't found anyone better, or the last time you guys hooked up he didn't lay it down. The LMNOP's are an option that you just don't take.

My advice, just go home.

aimee: i need a quickie tonight

ashlee: why dont you call johnny over?

aimee: he was super lame last time we hooked up

ashlee: oh so he's your plan B now?

aimee: nah, more like a Plan L-M-N-O-P. Ya know, i'm really tired..maybe I should just go home alone tonight

Plan L-M-N-O-P by Good Girlz Gone Bad September 11, 2011

Plan Making Whore

A person who makes plans with more than one person for the same occasion or time.

A person asks one individual to a movie and then agrees to go to the same movie with someone else. The person who agreed to go to the movie with both individuals is a Plan Making Whore

Plan Making Whore by The Hawkman June 22, 2009

Plan B money 

Giving money to one's sexual partner for possibly an abortion after knocking up one's sexual partner.

Had to give that bitch plan b money.

Plan B money by Tryna keep it 100 August 29, 2016

Plan of Muchness 

A plan that has much to recommend it to persons that are involved in the plan.

"Lets go and get wasted and start a ninja battle"

"Plan of Muchness..."

Plan of Muchness by MadNinja July 29, 2009

my evil plan 

This is a sarcastic comment about someone planning something which others may question.

Well with my evil plan we will get even more votes! Mmmwahaha!!@

my evil plan by I, Wreckerrr December 7, 2020

doc marten dental plan 

The swift and painful removal of all teeth. The instument used in this operation is a ten eyed steel capped pair of Doc Marten boots. This usually happens when you piss off followers of these paticular groups: Boneheads, Skinheads, and Oi kids.

The emo kids with their AFI shirts just signed up for a "doc marten dental plan" when they called the group of skins fags.

doc marten dental plan by Alcore September 23, 2006