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Playtext 

N. A text message from someone having PMS (PMT).

V. Playtexting. The act of sending a playtext.
Person 1: "Hey why is your wife sending me all these nasty messages?"
Person 2: "oh, she's playtexting everyone"
Person 1: "Dude, is it that time of the month?"
Person 2: "Yep. Ironic word eh?"
Playtext by 808Curt August 6, 2011
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homo plaintextus 

An early form of lesser-evolved human being known for its use of primitive tools such as plain-text emails.
Jack: "I just got an email from John. Can you believe that Homo Plaintextus sent it in plain text?"
Jill: "Are you kidding? And he sent it from Hotmail? Obviously a very early example of the species."

Plantetarian

A person who does not eat any plants in their diets. (i.e. wheats)
I am a plantetarian, so I eat mostly meat.
Plantetarian by banlord August 6, 2009

intergalactic plantetary 

The immediate feeling of superiority that you feel after becoming a vegan.
Sorry I have been such an ass since becoming a vegan. It is just my intergalactic plantetary

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026