Plainfield, IN

Plainfield is a collection of thousands- comprised of idiots, colts fans and republicans that coalesce into a giant fucktard of a town. Plainfield garners revenues from its prized warehouse district, but fails to add anything substantive with the abundance of tax dollars. Plainfield maintains an army of senile senior citizens that slows its traffic, finances its walmart, and calls its police. Plainfields police are a lively bunch. Its members, a hodgepodge collection of the duchiest and most retarded hillbillies you can find, search endlessly for bored youth determined to vandalize every house in the town.

Audacious retarded from Plainfield, Indiana:Dude the colts are the best team in the league because they have Peyton Manning

Surprisingly intelligent hipster from Plainfield, Indiana: your logic astounds me, you give no reason for your excessively bold claim. I just dont know how to argue with you people. Everything you guys say is a retarded subjective statement

by Apathetic Hipster-Douche May 22, 2011

plainfield

The most boring place in Illinois. the worst run school system witn a retarded board of directors who want to add a million schools and raise taxes to unbelieveable heights. Constantly under construction

"i can't wait to get out of this stupid town. i want college to be here

by loserboyinplainfield July 06, 2005

plainfield

Full of Negros

"Hey you want stop at this KFC?" ..
"No dude, that's plainfield"

by Argor April 01, 2004

plainfield

The Field is a place where there are many bloods and people get caught wit the heater ever so often. BDAAT

The field is a place that is BRAB-less

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

plainfield

The most boring fucking place ever. Kids die here in many ways. Driving their cars into trees, bridges and lightpoles. Next to avon Indiana. There is also alot of perving around that goes on here.

-Hey, did you hear about that kid from plainfield?
-No. Why?
-His truck exploded when he ran into a tree.

by TotalAwesomeness September 28, 2005

Plainfield

An abandoned tornadic town in Illinois that has empty fields in the downtown of 50k people, if not then it is full of sluts.

I am a slut in Plainfield Illinois
Yay!

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Plainfield

Home of the great Plainfield Quakers. Where 95% of the school is full of prep faggots and the other 5% are viewed as stoner degenerates. 100% chance of retardation occurring after 4 years of this highschool. 0/5 rating

“Aye where is Jeramiah from”
“Plainfield”
“Ah he must be a bitch”

by FuckPlainfield April 18, 2019