Pizza Tax

The appropriately set tax by a dad or guardian for a child or minor who is making a frozen pizza in dad's home. Typically, 1 piece of pizza is required for tax for a standard frozen pizza. The fully-cooked piece of pizza is to be relinquished to dad by the child because their pizza was prepared in dad's home, in his kitchen, using his oven, using his kitchen utensils, or any other excuse that dad comes up with at that moment.

The child stood in dismay when his father came into the kitchen to get a piece of pizza and collect his pizza tax.

Pizza Tax by Didi of the Pants Clan December 18, 2021

A Taxmans pizza 

A Taxmans pizza generally describes the total devastation of a frozen pizza by means of leaving it in the oven for too long. One would ask, how does one mess up a pizza but such mysteries is put down by the sheer horrid smell and look of the burnt pizza.

Can also mean you're terrible with food.

"Did you hear about Chunk last night? He did a Taxmans pizza and it tastes like shit"

"Oh really? I heard he was a simp.

A Taxmans pizza by PrincessTa June 27, 2023