Pizza Roll

A pizza roll is a bunch of something that i'm not sure of rolled into a little roll. And as soon as you bite into those little fuckers it bursts out the other end, so you have to stuff the whole thing in your mouth. Only to realize its like a mouthful of lava! Pizza-y, yummy lava! ...... but that doesnt mean it doesnt burn like shit

"hey man, I'm going to go make some Totinos Pizza Rolls"

"bring me something cold to drink bro, those things are fuckin hot! ... little shits"

by pseudonym01258912947125094 January 02, 2009

Pizza Roll

The act of rolling your limp penis up, then hitting your whore with it.

Dude John totally gave that whore a Pizza Roll.

by Kock Blaster December 31, 2011

Pizza Roll

1. A dance move preformed by the obese or over weight.

2. What you shout at a fat person dancing.

Pizza Roll - Shouted at a fat person dancing "Pi-zza Roll!"

Ugh this fat guy was all over me at the club, like I wanted to see him Pizza Roll.

by Lloydx0x0x0x March 04, 2009

Pizza Roll

I’m gonna pizza roll you girl. Insert a rolled pizza into a girls downstairs, and eat the pizza till you reach the bottom. Than the desserts waiting for you.

He girl, just called dominos. Would you let me do a pizza roll on you?

by Jdawg in da house September 02, 2023

Pizza Roll

A sexually deviant act where a man takes a roll of dough and rolls it into the shape of a pizza crust. He then proceeds to jerk off, shit on, and then spit on, the pizza. Rolling into a kind of burrito form, he then jams it into a girl's vagina in a harsh manner, adding the "sauce" needed to complete the pizza roll.

Yo son, did you hear about why Jenni's walking all funny? Brad did her a Pizza Roll!

by Psychovore July 21, 2008

Pizza Rolls

1) A delicious snack made by Totinos, they are exactly what you would think they are, pizza in roll form.

2) The coveted and favorite snack of reviewer/ serial killer Harry S. Plinkett

E-Mail me if you want some pizza rolls.

by lonnyandcarl January 09, 2011

Pizza Rolls

amazing little pizza motherfuckers that you can eat whenever the hell you want. even if you motherfuckingmother wont let you.

dayummmm i want me some pizza rolls.

by bobbayyy May 21, 2008