Pizza Roll

A pizza roll is a bunch of something that i'm not sure of rolled into a little roll. And as soon as you bite into those little fuckers it bursts out the other end, so you have to stuff the whole thing in your mouth. Only to realize its like a mouthful of lava! Pizza-y, yummy lava! ...... but that doesnt mean it doesnt burn like shit

"hey man, I'm going to go make some Totinos Pizza Rolls"

"bring me something cold to drink bro, those things are fuckin hot! ... little shits"

by pseudonym01258912947125094 January 02, 2009

Pizza Roll

The act of rolling your limp penis up, then hitting your whore with it.

Dude John totally gave that whore a Pizza Roll.

by Kock Blaster January 01, 2012

Pizza Roll

I’m gonna pizza roll you girl. Insert a rolled pizza into a girls downstairs, and eat the pizza till you reach the bottom. Than the desserts waiting for you.

He girl, just called dominos. Would you let me do a pizza roll on you?

by Jdawg in da house September 02, 2023

Pizza Roll

A sexually deviant act where a man takes a roll of dough and rolls it into the shape of a pizza crust. He then proceeds to jerk off, shit on, and then spit on, the pizza. Rolling into a kind of burrito form, he then jams it into a girl's vagina in a harsh manner, adding the "sauce" needed to complete the pizza roll.

Yo son, did you hear about why Jenni's walking all funny? Brad did her a Pizza Roll!

by Psychovore August 15, 2008

Pizza Rolls

1) A delicious snack made by Totinos, they are exactly what you would think they are, pizza in roll form.

2) The coveted and favorite snack of reviewer/ serial killer Harry S. Plinkett

E-Mail me if you want some pizza rolls.

by lonnyandcarl January 09, 2011

Pizza Rolls

amazing little pizza motherfuckers that you can eat whenever the hell you want. even if you motherfuckingmother wont let you.

dayummmm i want me some pizza rolls.

by bobbayyy May 20, 2008

Pizza Rolls

Pizza Rolls were invented by the roman goddess Athena in 1949. They are the art of making pizza and then rolling them into a roll. They serve many purposes such as repairing furniture, using as bracelets, and eating. Don't forget to call the pizza rolls hotline 12345, or contact them by email ([e-mail]).

"Can you repair the couch with the pizza rolls?"

by BubblegumNassau March 31, 2017