Pizza Law

Pizza Law: When eating pizza, it is always socially acceptable to burp loudly afterwards, to show both praise to and thanks for the glory that is pizza. All shall accept and celebrate this show of praise and gratitude to the pizza without complaint or ill will.

Person 1: *belches*
Person 2: Dude, c'mon......
Person 1: Pizza Law, bro.....are you some kind of heretic anti-pizza-ite or something?

Person 1: It really bothers me when you burp after eating pizza, it's really gross.
Person 2: Pizza Law. Get real or get a new friend.

Pizza Law by Justbelieveme January 7, 2017

Strong's Law of Pizza

In any setting where two or more pizzas are ordered and one of them is vegetarian, it is an irrefutable observation that the leftover pizza is always vegetarian.

Associated Findings:
- People always over-estimate how many vegetarians are in a setting because they are so vocal about their habit
- Vegetarians don't eat much
- Vegetarians will eat the cheese pizza because it is meat free

I was starving this morning and dying for leftover pizza from the party. Sucked because all that remained was the terrible vegetable pizza. Strong's Law of Pizza

PS - Dear editor, try this out. Buy pizza for your staff. Make one in three vegetarian and if I am wrong about what is left over send me a note and I will pay the pizza bill. Guaranteed!

Strong's Law of Pizza by BigChris March 29, 2015

lawn pizza 

Spew...vomit...chunder

Fuck check out the lawn pizza that sick cunt left in the back yard

lawn pizza by Vandy80 February 19, 2021