Pizza express

A euphemism for “having sex with girls a third of your age on your rich pedofile friends sex island” this is often used by the top 1% often famous men between the age of 50-70 whom have a direct relation with the queen.

Interviewer: where were you on this night?

Prince Andrew: I was at pizza express in Woking

Pizza express by Thatlilnig November 18, 2019

pizza express full 

A place that is empty or with very few people inside

"Lets go here mate, its pizza express full, we'll get in easy!"

pizza express full by D81 January 14, 2008

woking pizza express 

A magical place that defies the laws of physics; the staff won't remember your visit, and no-one saw it happen

The phrase comes from a popular pizza eatery in Woking that may be cited as an alibi whenever you're accused of something that you definitely did, but don't want to admit.

I can't have had sex with my good friend's trafficked child prostitute because on the night in question I was in Woking Pizza Express.

woking pizza express by Flangetta November 23, 2019

Pizza Expresso 

The traditional pizza for Express creation pizza, in Italian style

Pizza expresso pizza is like the espresso coffee!

Pizza Expresso by Davidfv5417 June 18, 2023