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Pizza Bites 

Pizza Bites, also know as Pizza Rolls or Pizza Pockets, are a miniature, bite sized version of pizza. They are for people who are unwilling to risk the involvement with a real pizza and/or pizza slices. Pizza Bites are made of oddly chewy plastic-like bread rolls, filled with synthetic tomato sauce, what you wish was cheese, and some kind of mystery meat.
As Mrs. Smith's teenage kids and their friends got home, she had a plate of Pizza Bites ready, because she's she that cool of a mom. Her children and friends burst through the door, and see the plate of offending Pizza Bites. "Oh well I just thought I'd whip you kids up a nice snack," says Mrs. Smith. "Mom," says her son, "What the crap. Pizza Bits are for noobs! (see noob) We need some real pizza!"
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Pizza Bites 

Pizza Bites, also know as Pizza Rolls or Pizza Pockets, are a miniature, bite sized version of pizza. They are for people who are unwilling to risk the involvement with a real pizza and/or pizza slices. Pizza Bites are made of oddly chewy plastic-like bread rolls, filled with synthetic tomato sauce, what you wish was cheese, and some kind of mystery meat.
As Mrs. Smith's teenage kids and their friends got home, she had a plate of Pizza Bites ready, because she's she that cool of a mom. Her children and friends burst through the door, and see the plate of offending Pizza Bites. "Oh well I just thought I'd whip you kids up a nice snack," says Mrs. Smith. "Mom," says her son, "What the crap. Pizza Bits are for noobs! (see noob) We need some real pizza!"

pizza bite angular deflector rod 

its a bite sized penis, that comes in bags, that u can heat up and then eat
hey, pass me some of them pizza bite angular deflector rods

pizza bagel bite 

best thing in this world
pizza bagel bite by 123lmnop December 30, 2009

pizzabetes 

Pizzabetes is a disease in which the body's ability to respond to excess volume of cheese, tomato sauce, and dough in any combination is impaired, resulting in abnormal gastric activity and thus elevated levels of pizza molecules in the blood, urine, and brain stem.

Common side effects: pizza cravings, frequent napping, irritability, flatulence, major bloating and explosive diarrhea, loss of self, abnormal behavior, yelling, insatiable, need to order more pizza
Timmy developed pizzabetes following his sixteenth birthday. He requires regular medical check-ups to monitor his pizzabetes.
pizzabetes by dominoesmaster October 18, 2017