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Pixel Dick

Brett Favre: Yo, u wanna see something cool?
Jenn: Okay.
Brett Favre: Do u think I'm sexy?
Brett Favre: r u there?
Jenn: ROFL it's so tiny it's a pixel dick!
Brett Favre: :(

Brett Favre now appears offline.
Pixel Dick by HolyToiletWater July 19, 2012

Pixel Dick

When you're dick isn't even as big as a pixel.
"Yo dude, did you see Jerry? He's got a pixel dick"
Pixel Dick by SheepzDrums October 19, 2017

pixel dick

A word used in the facebook roleplay community to refer to any sexual activity, smut, or flirting with someone roleplaying as a boy. It is commonly used to demean "despos" as it is uncommon for the people writing or playing men to actually have real dicks.
Stop acting like it's normal to drop all your friends and ignore people for some pixel dick.

You bitches are silly asf trying to doxx people over some pixel dick. Half of these dudes aren't even actually dudes OOC lmao
pixel dick by koivusaari November 25, 2024
Person whose only real physical activity or brush with danger occurs in MMORPGs. Typically chooses a heroic online name and persona, but could'nt do a pushup in real life.
Grundar Bonebreaker? I know that geek offline. He got beat up by the treaurer of the Girl's Chess Club. What a pixeldick.
pixeldick by Mothshade June 7, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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