Pitvipers

The sunglasses for tasteless people of the internet who want to follow dumb trends

ew john is wearing pitvipers

by Jojo-siwas-hair March 4, 2022

Pit Vipers

A Aussie pair of sunnies that men will wear but if girl wear them they have to show their titties

Girls wearing Pit Vipers have to show their titties

by Pitties get titties January 29, 2021

Pit Vipers

Shades that give u swag (unless you’re an annoying ass just hopping on the trend). Commonly worn by trump supporters and country folks.

-This girl let me hit just because I had pitties on
-I wear my pit vipers to sleep cuz I’m just that rad

by Nadaboujee February 23, 2021

Pit Vipers

iGen counter-culture females participating in neuro-divergent thot activities at heavy metal shows who have septum rings, contouring make-up, ripped-up fishnets, and cheap vintage bootleg heavy metal, black metal, thrash, or death metal t-shirts, often chopped-up in a grotesque manner or turned into tank tops to show maximum flesh. They also are known to wear gaudy, large, earrings crafted from animal bones and often exhibit outwardly drunken behavior from excessive Twisted Tea consumption.

Dude, I was just trying to go check out this metal band, but all these Pit Vipers were being loud and awkwardly, shamelessly, and ironically twerking while throwing the horns. Bruh! Fucked up tbh.

by Jasper Hellheim May 20, 2019

Pit Vipers

Glasses that you will get pussy and titty wittys with, you would look the best in them if you have a mullet and a trump 2024 hat on.

Pit Vipers: You put them on and the farmers daughter gives you her milkies.

by Redneck2863 June 7, 2021

Pit Vipers

iGen counter-culture females participating in neuro-divergent thot activities at heavy metal shows who have septum rings, contouring make-up, ripped-up fishnets, and cheap vintage bootleg heavy metal (black metal, thrash, or death metal) t-shirts, often fashionably ripped-up or turned into tank tops to show maximum skin.

Dude, I was just trying to go check out this metal band, but all these Pit Vipers were being loud and awkwardly, shamelessly, and ironically twerking while throwing the horns. Bruh! Fucked up tbh.

by Jasper Hellheim May 20, 2019

Pit Vipers

glasses specifically for Hanks, typically has a mullet, a lifted ford f-350, and drinks bud light like it's soda, praises trump like he's god (he is) and listens to fortunate son at least 3 times a day and specializes in pussy eating

"Hey you see Jerry with his new Pit Vipers?"

"Oh yeah, give it a month and he's gonna be a Hank."

by d.mar June 26, 2025