Pissplatter 

The annoying spray of urine encountered upon using certain urinals in mens' restrooms

"Why are you covering your crotch"
"I just went to the restroom and had a horrible case of pissplatter. Damn those urinals"

Pissplatter by saintwood02 November 25, 2009

pisssplitter 

after sex blockage in the urethera that blocks the urine flow and sometimes enable the pisser to have a split piss stream.

Im sorry I pissed on your shoe. Dude,,, it was the pisssplitter! "Not my fault"

pisssplitter by JeffBay May 23, 2008