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Piss and Miss

Narcissist Elijah Moore of Ole Miss pissed in the end zone after a TD and kicker misses APT to loose 2019 Egg Bowl to Miss St. Heretofore to be known as the piss and miss game.
Don't celebrate a win before the fat lady sings cause it could be a piss and miss game.
by Joe Shit the Rag Maker November 29, 2019
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piss and miss

to delibrately miss the toilet when taking a piss
Person 1: wheres keller

Person 2: he said he had to take a piss

Person 3: ill check

Person 3: Kellers not here and the floor is wet he pulled a piss and miss
by IanAKAmoroN December 18, 2012
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Swiss Miss and Piss

The by-product of eating Mexican food the night before. What happens when you let all that food sit overnight, and then in the morning it comes out of you completely liquid. Hence the Swiss Miss and the Piss.
Last night I ate half a crave case from White Castle and when I got home I went right to sleep. I woke up and when I got to the bathroom all that came out was Swiss Miss and Piss.
by Jaboloff April 26, 2011
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