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Legend has it that there's a ghost who haunts soccer fields, appearing only during penalty shootouts and always statpads against goalkeeper named Daniel Ho. This ghost is said to have once been an excellent keep up circle member but no records have proven this to be true however rest assured if you are ever in need of someone to score a pen after disappearing the entire match call on pishnu and he will be there who was known for his exceptional penalty-taking skills.
Boy 1: Pen, ref!
Boy 2: Pishnu back at it again needing his pens
Pishnu by youreverydayhater March 22, 2023
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Flicking someone as hard as possible. So hard that it breaks every bone that this immense flick comes in contact with.

DO NOT PISHNUT PEOPLE THEY WILL DIE.
I totally just pishnutted his face because it was extremely annoying looking.
pishnut by Rokkstarr March 13, 2015

pishquackered 

someone extremely drunk is pishquackered, which is one step below fashtinkered
Wow, Ricky is really pishquackered!
pishquackered by Pirate 6 July 7, 2007

Pissnuts 

Pissnuts is a condition that affects many men and is caused by an immensely small penis. During urination, the tiny penis does not extend far enough for urnine to travel over the balls, resulting in a nutsack drenched in urine. Men who suffer from pissnuts often sport a goatee, baseball cap, and eyeglasses.
Tim's wife ordered him to urinate outside, as his pissnuts had ruined the bathroom rugs and towel sets.
Pissnuts by manchild5116 March 4, 2011

pissnuts 

Someone whos 'junk' is so small when he uses the bathroom he pisses on his nuts.
Whats up there pissnuts.
pissnuts by Das Reichs August 3, 2007

Pishbulls land 

Also Known As: The Land Of The Great Pishbulls

Where all the Pishbulls with SBL n SPL n Pishbulls Accent.
the land.. pil lip pin! lol
Pishbulls land by PishBuLLs D3 July 11, 2004
"Yea homegirl over there, she's my PISHUW (prounounced peeshoo)."
PISHUW by Shirley Britton December 19, 2007