Piratitis 

A degenerate disease afflicting mostly males. Common indicators include alcoholism, hair loss, tooth loss, limb loss, an affinity for the letter "R", skin ailments, and a constant desire to plunder more booty. Symptoms may be subdued through exposure to gold and women. No cure has been found to date.

That dude's lifestyle has cost him his youth. The piratitis is so bad he's starting to look like the crypt keeper.

Piratitis by JKAMullins January 5, 2009

Piratician 

The original etymological root word for the modernized term = Politician.

The profession and practice of willingly engaging in relationships, behaviors, affairs and deceitful tactics for the purpose of self promotion/gain/sexual gratification through profiteering, theft, criminal enterprising and the cloaked instantiation of illicit/fraudulent activities without regard for harm, impairment and/or disability inflicted upon others.

{Background and Context}
Upon return from a research expedition in the aboriginal territory of Korkycow Australia, Dr. Chris Culvitude of Copenhagen delivered a lexicon postulate based on revelations from ancient scrolls and audio-phonic linguistic interpretations stemming from his interactions with the Hunterbiden Microcock Pygmalion Tribe. Dr. Culvitude was attempting to decode a scroll illustrating a smiling, garment rich man holding the heart of another person standing nearby, when a bitter feisty, belly scourged Pygmy pointed at the picture, clearly anunciating the word "Pirat-ician" with a heavy oriental accent. Dr. Culvitude phoned his partner Dr. Kevin Michael Damone of this revelation wherein it would serve as proof of Culvitudes conjecture on the transcontinental, English modernization and pronunciation of "Politician" which actually evolved from the Latin word "Pirata" combined with "ician", or "Piratician".

"Dr. Damone, the Pygmy chief clearly said the word "Piratician" when trying to tell me about how a once friendly tribe deceived them, took their food reserves, fingered our Matriarchs and returned with an affect of innocence as if nary an expression of remorse."

Piratician by Charitable Disguise May 2, 2020

Pratiti

pratiti is a amazing girl, with beautiful eyes, silky hair, and a adorable face <3

I wanna be a pratiti!!

Pratiti by pratweeti1234567890 September 27, 2011

Piratitititus 

Fear of looking like a pirate

"My eye is so infected but I don't want to walk around wearing an eye patch"
"Classic case of piratitititus, my friend"

Piratitititus by MB&TR January 16, 2014

Pratiti

Pratiti is a very nice girl. She might have black and curly hair. She can be a little quiet but is kinda crazy too

Mia: Hey, isn’t that Pratiti
Molly: Yeah! She is super nice

Pratiti by Tamsin Tarzan March 10, 2020

Piratings

If someone does something awesome and manly they will get "piratings" for it. This is pretty much the same as ratings but only for manly things that a pirate would do

"I'll give you bare piratings if you merc that old lady over there and then rape her with your face.Twice."

Piratings by Sinister Sausage May 17, 2006

parasitism 

A symbiotic relationship in which one species, the parasite, benefits at the expense of the other, the host.

Tapeworms live in the intestines of cats, where they absorb nutrients from the food cats eat.

parasitism by Diana Stephens February 14, 2005