When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow
Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.
by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021
When two non-binary pirates scream about how much they are obsessed with one another and argue about how stunning the other one is.
Li: OMG YOUR STUNNING TIMES INFINITY LIKE PLS BE MY SIREN AND LURE ME IN WITH YOUR VOICE
Mia: OMG NO YOU YOUR STUNNINGER TIMES A GABILLION ZILLION MILLION TIMES INFINITY ILL SING FOR YOU SO YOU COME TO ME <3
Li: WE ARE GONNA BE HOT PIRATES TOGETHER
Mia: YES OMG WE ARE GAY PIRATES
Mia: OMG NO YOU YOUR STUNNINGER TIMES A GABILLION ZILLION MILLION TIMES INFINITY ILL SING FOR YOU SO YOU COME TO ME <3
Li: WE ARE GONNA BE HOT PIRATES TOGETHER
Mia: YES OMG WE ARE GAY PIRATES
by Callingallbarbz July 12, 2021
by big_dog33 August 1, 2021
Someone who uses ‘sup’ excessively, has a habit of stealing swimwear models off their yacht and is outstandingly talented at eating pussy
by prioritypirate August 17, 2022
An act of using parts and/or walls that are fastened into place, and then removed for other purposes in surface displacement.
My car was so corroded that we had to use pirate plating just to pass inspection. The only problem is none of my repairs were legit.
by Laser platforms November 4, 2022
Common term used in playing pool when you give your opponent a bad shot on purpose. Usually done at the end of the game when you're about to win and you don't want your opponent to catch up
Player 1: You completely missed your shot, why did you put it in the worst place possible?
Player 2: Pirate pool.
Player 2: Pirate pool.
by TheeeWiseJanitor August 7, 2017
Let's pirate bag this bitch.
by Germy Bullfrog November 12, 2010