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Pinky Squire 

A proper yet elusive gentleman who suffers from excessive use of extended pinky finger hand expressions. In modern days, they are occasionally spotted alone usually roaming their land in the rural hills and fields of Pennsylvania. As in old England, the Pinky Squire is a refined special breed and very cool cat. Always properly schooled, yet a propensity to overemphasize extended pinky finger use limits ones social ability and is often easily confused as an effeminate gesture.

A rare breed of cat leftover from
What a cool hip old school gentleman, but he’s a serious Pinky Squire when he tells his stories. I’ve never seen such extreme pinky action before, have you? He must have been born with it.
Pinky Squire by Chief Reefster November 14, 2020
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Pinky Square 

The Pinky Square is a variation of the Pinky Swear.

In this variation, the two parties involved proceed with a regular Pinky Swear, locking Pinky fingers together while making a promise. The Pinky Square takes this promise one step further by then having the two parties move their interlocked pinkies in the shape of a square, thereby locking the promise in a proverbial box, thus creating a stronger promise.

Traditionally the pair will move their pinkies in the order of down, right, up, left, and down once more, with the final movement overlapping the first and thereby sealing the square to ensure that neither party may break this promise.

Breaking a Pinky Square can, depending on the parties involved, be punishable by death so both parties are advised to discuss the possible ramifications of a broken promise before entering into a Pinky Square agreement.
D: I promise that I will never cheat on you.
K: That is a big promise. Let us seal it with a Pinky Square!
Pinky Square by Piemanthe3rd May 14, 2013

Pinky Square 

A more intense and meaningful version of a pinky swear. If you were to "pinky square" your love to someone, it would mean more than any old pinky swear or promise.
Jacob, I Pinky Square to love you forever.
Pinky Square by Emily and Jacob November 25, 2009

Square Pink Ninja 

Square Pink Ninja is, well, imagine if Chuck Norris merged with Bruce Lee, only smaller and Pink. He pops up in random pictures, and appears in a small comic strip on Myspace. After only two weeks, Square Pink Ninja already had over a hundred and fifty fans. He is the intellectual property of Dash and Speedy, and was created during the summer of 2008.
you can find Square Pink Ninja at http://www.myspace.com/SquarePinkNinja
Square Pink Ninja, is Awesome multiplied by Badass, and added to Ninja-ness in one small pink package.
Square Pink Ninja by Dash Maverick October 14, 2008

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026