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Pinkham's Law 

No matter how big an asshole in an article may be, someone will always step in to defend the asshole
I want to post a collection of stories about all of the ridiculous conversations I've had while working in customer service, but I'm worried I'm going to get a lot of Pinkham's Law responses.
Pinkham's Law by plrrft April 20, 2016
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Pinkham's Law 

In any internet post about terrible restaurant customer behavior, no matter how terrible the behavior in question, someone will show up to try to justify that behavior.
That commenter who defended the guy who threw a plate at his server is a great example of Pinkham's Law.
Pinkham's Law by ColinP June 20, 2016
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