Pinchy Mormon Share definition Flag A member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints that enjoys the occasional cup of whole milk. "What is that? Whole Milk? Jonathan Babin, you are such a Pinchy Mormon." Pinchy Mormon by Garfunkel64 April 11, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Pinchy Mormon mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch