Pimprove

Improving something by making it more pimp.

"Yo, B. I put some dubs on mah Pinto."
- "Shit son, ya definitly PIMPROVED 'dat ride."

by German Herman March 13, 2009

Pimprovise

verb - Pulling out unpracticed game during the final minutes before a bar or club closes, in a desperate attempt to avoid leaving alone.

Damon: "Man that girl I was with last night was fine!"

Bryan: "What, I saw you like 10 minutes before they closed, and you were by yourself. How did you pull that one off?"

Damon: "I had to Pimprovise, but I made it happen"

by Bryan Knapp May 25, 2011

Pimprovise

To Pimprovise is to ball, stunt, or pick up chicks without using lines like "That's just how I do." or "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" or any other cliched method.

"Hey man, everytime I use one of my pick up lines, the girl throws a drink in my face, how do you do it?"

"Lines are for punks. I pimprovise."

by J-Keezy December 14, 2008

pimprovement

Making an improvement, especially to the home, car or workspace, with the sole intention of attracting the opposite sex or improving one's chances of getting laid.

Marcos got laid twice after hanging the velvet centaur painting of himself in his bedroom. It was an obvious pimprovement.

by mojo_tw_33 May 18, 2017

pimptroversy

A verbal and sometimes physical argument between two or more pimps and hoes.

Pimp1 called Pimp2's hoe a dirty female dog. Pimp2 retaliates with verbal and physical motions towards Pimp1. Thus starting the first pimptroversy of the evening.

by Joe Motion July 3, 2008