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Pimprovise 

verb - Pulling out unpracticed game during the final minutes before a bar or club closes, in a desperate attempt to avoid leaving alone.
Damon: "Man that girl I was with last night was fine!"

Bryan: "What, I saw you like 10 minutes before they closed, and you were by yourself. How did you pull that one off?"

Damon: "I had to Pimprovise, but I made it happen"
Pimprovise by Bryan Knapp May 25, 2011
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Pimprovise 

To Pimprovise is to ball, stunt, or pick up chicks without using lines like "That's just how I do." or "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" or any other cliched method.
"Hey man, everytime I use one of my pick up lines, the girl throws a drink in my face, how do you do it?"

"Lines are for punks. I pimprovise."
Pimprovise by J-Keezy December 14, 2008

pimprovement 

Making an improvement, especially to the home, car or workspace, with the sole intention of attracting the opposite sex or improving one's chances of getting laid.
Marcos got laid twice after hanging the velvet centaur painting of himself in his bedroom. It was an obvious pimprovement.
pimprovement by mojo_tw_33 May 18, 2017

pimptroversy 

A verbal and sometimes physical argument between two or more pimps and hoes.
Pimp1 called Pimp2's hoe a dirty female dog. Pimp2 retaliates with verbal and physical motions towards Pimp1. Thus starting the first pimptroversy of the evening.
pimptroversy by Joe Motion July 3, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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