Pimprove
Pimprove by German Herman March 13, 2009
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Pimprovise
verb - Pulling out unpracticed game during the final minutes before a bar or club closes, in a desperate attempt to avoid leaving alone.
Damon: "Man that girl I was with last night was fine!"
Bryan: "What, I saw you like 10 minutes before they closed, and you were by yourself. How did you pull that one off?"
Damon: "I had to Pimprovise, but I made it happen"
Bryan: "What, I saw you like 10 minutes before they closed, and you were by yourself. How did you pull that one off?"
Damon: "I had to Pimprovise, but I made it happen"
Pimprovise by Bryan Knapp May 25, 2011
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Pimprovise
To Pimprovise is to ball, stunt, or pick up chicks without using lines like "That's just how I do." or "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" or any other cliched method.
"Hey man, everytime I use one of my pick up lines, the girl throws a drink in my face, how do you do it?"
"Lines are for punks. I pimprovise."
"Lines are for punks. I pimprovise."
Pimprovise by J-Keezy December 14, 2008
pimprovement
Making an improvement, especially to the home, car or workspace, with the sole intention of attracting the opposite sex or improving one's chances of getting laid.
Marcos got laid twice after hanging the velvet centaur painting of himself in his bedroom. It was an obvious pimprovement.
pimprovement by mojo_tw_33 May 18, 2017
pimptroversy
Pimp1 called Pimp2's hoe a dirty female dog. Pimp2 retaliates with verbal and physical motions towards Pimp1. Thus starting the first pimptroversy of the evening.
pimptroversy by Joe Motion July 3, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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