A self righteous, arrogant person (usually male) who reads the USA Today in the cockpit of an aircraft while the onboard computers guide it through the air.

Pilots typically exhibit the maturity of a 12 year old, the sex drive of a 19 year old, the over confidence of a college sophmore, and the patience of a 5 year old.
What's the difference between God and a pilot? God doesn't think he's a pilot.
by Darth Bobo September 25, 2003
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Somebody who keeps the middle of the street, the way an aircraft pilot would taxi the runways.
I could not avoid a collision. The road was narrow, and he kept riding his motorbike on the center line like a aircraft pilot keeping the nose wheel on the guiding line.
by Chris Laarman July 10, 2008
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An acronym, when fully "un-acronized" it means: production in lieu of testing. Usually where a group of developers decide that their deadline is far too close to employ normal testing measures, they opt to release the product in its current form, and then fix "broken" functionality when user's bring it to their attention by complaining about it.
Bob said "hey, I don't think we are going to have enough time to test this release..." to which Dan replied "well, then it looks like we will have to run a PILOT program..."
by Alexander H April 29, 2008
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A man that has a side hoe from every hub he has been based at.

A man that does not understand the word "matrimony"

A man that dates 10 women within a 50 nautical mile radius
"You know that pilot dave? He has a hoe in every country he's visited"
by Pilotwhoisntoffended September 08, 2018
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Overpaid cocky bus drivers of the sky. Very good button pushers, their favorite buttons are the autopilot,autoland, and autotakeoff.
"An airport! And where there's an airport there's pilots and where there's pilots there's booze" -Family Guy-
by ERAU Pilot February 08, 2005
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tom brags about taking people across the world safely, but he's really just a pilot
by yummy bunny90 July 09, 2010
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