pigtails

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Handlebars for a blowjob

Pigtails are teh sexiness

pigtails by Lorg Skyegon July 8, 2005

Words you can keep

pigtails

A hairdo consisting of two braids. Often worn by, but not limited to, younger girls.

Hey, look at that girl's pigtails, how sweet.

pigtails by Junee January 26, 2013

Pigtails

A hairstyle found on young or small girls. Also helpful for stabilizing a girl when clapping that ass from behind. Mostly used in doggy style or reverse cowgirl where the pigtails are used as handlebars.

Definition: cute hairstyle made for rough sex

K: damn dawg, chrysan's pigtails are so fucking sweet. Was tugging on them last night while I plowed that sweet 18 year old poon and injected my protein into her tender young cheeks.

Pigtails by jeffbez0s October 19, 2020

Pigtails

Anal beads

Jessica uses pigtails when she’s feeling kinky

Pigtails by treetop728 May 14, 2018

pulling pigtails

The act of harassing, insulting, or physically hurting someone because you are secretly attracted to them, in the manner of a grade school boy pulling the pigtails of a girl he has a crush on.

Naw dude, she hella wants your cock. She was just pulling your pigtails when she said you're a thumbdick little bitch.

pulling pigtails by Danny Delinquent August 8, 2003

twin plaited pigtails

Hair braided into two braids

Her sandy hair was pulled back into twin plaited pigtails, each tied with a bright-red ribbon.

twin plaited pigtails by Morgan Tierney October 31, 2006

Blonde with pigtails

A blowjob with handlebars.

A blonde with pigtails is very good in bed; I can show her exactly what I want her to do.

Blonde with pigtails by blondewithpigtails September 23, 2009

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026