Pigel the Nig 

Pigel the Nig is the opposite of Nigel the Pig. He is the anti Nigel the Pig. He does not have a close, personal relationship with the man the myth the legend Anthony Favata. He was not purchased in the spring of 2012. He is a wild guinea pig and is not a pet guinea pig like Nigel the Pig. Pigel was not fed a lot of hay. Pigel has white and black fur unlike Nigel who has black and white fur. He is commonly referred to as "Pigel" or "Nig". Unlike Nigel the Pig, he is liked by Guy 3.

Guy 1: Yo its Pigel

Guy 1: Yo hows the nig

Guy 2: Oh shoo! its Pigel the Nig

Guy 3: Yo, I love this thing, keep it here.

Anthony Favata: Yo! I dont know what this is, its some pig, I dont have its back like I do with Nigel the Pig.

Pigel the Nig by yoitspigelthenig December 17, 2013

Pigel the Nig 

Pigel the Nig is the opposite of Nigel the Pig. He is the anti Nigel the Pig. He does not have a close, personal relationship with the man the myth the legend Anthony Favata. He was not purchased in the spring of 2012. He is a wild guinea pig and is not a pet guinea pig like Nigel the Pig. Pigel was not fed a lot of hay. Pigel has white and black fur unlike Nigel who has black and white fur. He is commonly referred to as "Pigel" or "Nig". Unlike Nigel the Pig, he is liked by Guy 3.

Guy 1: Yo its Pigel

Guy 1: Yo hows the nig

Guy 2: Oh shoo! its Pigel the Nig

Guy 3: Yo, I love this thing, keep it here.

Anthony Favata: Yo! I dont know what this is, its some pig, I dont have its back like I do with Nigel the Pig.

Pigel the Nig by yoitspigelthenig December 17, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016