E.g. Last night was fucking mental first we went for a cheeky nandos - there was me Nick C and Big Ozzy - but after it we didn't quite feel as though we had
hit the 'cheeky' spot, so we thought 'fuck it round 2 - spoons' had a fucking mental time, downed a few quick bezzies before heading home, getting on our best suits, briefcases and hitting the town. Was a mental night, we all got shit faced, tashed on with some
fit birds with massive knockers before heading home cos me airmax were fucked. On the way home we grabbed a bite at the butchers, don't ask why it was open but it
fucking was, so we thought fuck it, giz 6 of your biggest sausages
lad. The butcher pulled put some massive porkies I said 'aye, they're
fucking smashing them' before paying £5.26 heading home to number 10, pulling out the sausages from my briefcase and pig pogging the sausages, was
fucking ace. Then I woke up next day absolutely smashed and peniless and thought, fuck it, let's increase some taxes and my wages whilst everyone is struggling so me and my boys can pig
pog some more. I fucking
love being a pig pogger.