A dude that just speaks facts - snowflakes get offended by him.
Guy: "did you hear what Piers Morgan said the other day about fat people, its hilarious"
Snowflake: "ShUt Up YoU FasCIst PiG"
by Snowflakemelter April 30, 2020
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1. The rubbing of the buttocks against another pair of buttocks, particularly in a public venue, such as a park or heath.

- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.

2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.

3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.

- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.

4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.

- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.

5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others

- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.

6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.

- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!
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by Rendevous August 17, 2009
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CNN Piers Morgan is an accomplice of the Obama Administration to commit countless war crimes and to commit multiple counts of treason
CNN Piers Morgan was fired from the The London Daily Mirror with criminal charges for a phone hacking wiretapping scandal, he is a "hatchetman of the new world order"
by ILLUMINATEDone January 12, 2013
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"Hey! That guy just gave me a Piers Morgan handshake."

"I'd give her a Piers Morgan handshake."
by Herassment May 17, 2009
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Piers Morgan Bingo is a highly intellectual game that is played by the most intelligent of our society.

It involves a bingo grid with phrases that Piers Morgan has said recently.
Thank you Piers Morgan! That's another off the Piers Morgan Bingo list!
by Bingo Overlord April 15, 2023
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