Back in the day when knockoff Keds were sold I gorcery stores near thins like Pie Crusts. This term is what the people, or trash, that buys them are catogorized as. Essentially it is TRASH!
Hi how are you... it dosen't matter, you are Pie Crust!
Why are you talking to me, you are Pie Crust.
Why are you talking to me, you are Pie Crust.
by Grewvieguy June 29, 2004

The dried up left over residue on you wang after having sex your girl and not taking a shower that night.
by GOD 042078 November 06, 2008

Someone that is fun to hang out with but always is flaking when you are trying to hang out. It is often someone that is short.
Damn Madi is such a pie crust, she said she had to take a bath and take a nap instead of hanging out.
by Party Wolf February 06, 2019

The filthy, diseased, nasty layer of scum covering a pussy rank with more STDs than you can name. Just looking at it makes dicks shrivel back into their owners for fear of catching the foul stuff. So nasty, not even the crabs like being there.
"Man, I was about to fuck this bitch, but man when she pulled off her panties.. the Pie Crust on that was so nasty I puked."
by Jaggerjack October 14, 2007

When a girl, no matter what size, wears pants that are way too tight. Their sides spill out, looking like pie crust.
by Collette Rose October 02, 2007

The dried up left over residue on you wang after having sex your girl and not taking a shower that night.
by cmcrouse October 25, 2006

by droppinin August 12, 2008
