Like someone trying to get ahead by brown nosing, a pickle smoocher is a cock sucker that gently caresses the ego of the one he seeks to influence, rather than going right for the deep throat.
by 057sage March 30, 2016
by TAC May 01, 2003
See that loser over there? That pickle-smoocher actullay thought the Colts would beat my Patriots. What a moron.
by Paul January 19, 2004
by Gtnwood June 10, 2008
a Dick Licker or DilDoe Sucker like that Italian guy from Maine. Especially enjoys interspecies fellatio, and particularly likes donkey dicks, camel cocks, porcupine pricks, wallaby wangs, monkey members, and dog dongs of any breed. Hates cats.
Hey, did you see that pickle-smoocher, David Dil Doe's youtube video where he sucked off a seal in Scarborough?
by Davey Dil Doe December 17, 2011
Your a pickle smoocher. Yeah, i noticed you checkin out that guys ass, what are you a picklesmoocher. You got to be a picklesmoocher if you like speedo's on a guy.
by shwazwaz July 20, 2006
Men that like to virtue signal while wearing gay socks. These men are likely closeted homo's that are into trannies and love to give head.
by Bloody Macbeth December 12, 2022