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pickle weasel 

a North American rodent found mostly in the lush grasslands. Feeds mainly on cucumbers pickled due to the intense acid rainfall that surrounds the habitat. When in danger, the notorious weasel will make a noise, sounding similar to "Schnikey, Schnikey!!" First debut in the big time: On the popular TV series That 70's Show.
I stepped on a pickle weasel, and it made a large "Schnikey!!"
pickle weasel by dahdahdahdahdah December 21, 2008

Pickle Weasel 

1) A word of complete randomness shouted as if to endanger public safety. Ex. Instead of 'FIRE' shout 'PICKLE WEASEL'

2) When one is confused, pickle weasel is a term used as substitution for an answer to a question given by a teacher, instructor or professor.
1)*randomly shouts* PICKLE WEASEL


2) Mr. Hohlt: Jenna, what is the answer to number two?

Jenna: Uhh..uhh..uh..*drool* PICKLE WEASEL *slobber*
Pickle Weasel by Jel-kaj January 22, 2004

Pickle Weasel 

A Pickle Weasel is a girl who leaves penis. She is a weasel who will do anything to get to it. Once she has your pickle (Penis), she will continue to come back every night for a few weeks, until she finds a new pickle to weasel.
Dude, this ridiculously hot girl I met is a pickle weasel. I've gotten with her like 7 times since last week.
Pickle Weasel by Berico Parachute October 15, 2006

pickle weasel 

A girl who goes to college and loves the men. the men love her too. sexually. when she goes out to parties shes focused on the one and only garden veggie that will satisfy her needs THE PICKLE!
the term can also be used as a friendly nickname to demonstrate compassion and unconditional love.
Liza is the definition of a pickle weasel.
hey pickle weasel i found your panties on my floor.
hey pickle weasel you going to make it home tonight?
and so on and so forth.
pickle weasel by Liza B November 9, 2008

Pickle weasel 

Gary Haven's pet name for his wiener
Lauren, I think Pickle Weasel really likes you.
Pickle weasel by BN April 21, 2004

pickle weasel 

a northersern arabrwat that slowly traps and pickles its prey in a 1980 brandy sauce, quite deliorios!
Oh that pickle weasel just pickled your mom!