physio 

Rubs people furiously till all there acs and pains are gone......

Eimear the physio rubs people furiously all day long especially lonely men with old sports injurys.....

physio by eimearrubspeople December 20, 2008

physio-individuality 

1. The unique activity requirements each of our bodies need for optimal health.

2. The types, amounts and duration of exercise our bodies will thrive on is unique

When I understood my physio-individuality, I knew that running 5 miles each day wasn't beneficial for my health. I'm much better off combining smaller amount of running with some biking.

physio-individuality by Jane Cy April 25, 2011

cathopathic physician 

A pretend doctor. Usually a nurse practitioner with confidence issues, but wants to be a pretend he/she is a doctor.
Will frequently pursue online degrees to get useless credentials instead of going to a real med school.

Real Doctor: I am Dr. Smith
Cathopathic Physician: I am also a doctor.
RD: Where did you go to med school?
CP: I did not go to med school, I am a cathopathic physician.

cathopathic physician by TheDefiner007 August 31, 2018

Mastering Physics

Literally cancer. Homework website used by colleges to make students google every question on chegg or yahoo answers because clicking anything will take of 50%. Giving college students cancer since 1998.

Person 1:Did you do Mastering Physics yet?

Person 2:Yeah it gave me cancer.

Mastering Physics by AweStrucK July 24, 2015

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

AP Physics 

Child abuse, plain and simple.

My AP Physics teacher did 5 years for giving us a test.

AP Physics by Dr. Bob24 December 23, 2014

Physician 

The noblest of all professions. Sacrifice at least 11 years after high school and incur $200,000+ debt in the pursuit of knowledge to care for you and your loved ones.

The physician spent four years in undergrad, four years in medical school, 3-7 years in residency, and then 1-2 years in fellowship before practicing.

Physician by Honesty's Not Dead March 23, 2019