noun 1. the person regis philbin
verb 1. to innocently kill a puppy while playing the spoons
regis philbin was aquitted on all charges of regis philbin.
by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003
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That fat kid that will always steal your food.
God dammit Josh Philbin give me my lunch back
by DoctorKopter January 15, 2020
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usually known as a complete idiot, but you still somehow have to love the guy.
"Chris Philbin cheated on me last night"
"Philbin? I love that guy"
by lunchbox87 January 28, 2009
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The act of one tying a large knife to one's erect and performing intercourse on the female vagina.

As seen in the movie Seven.

Named so for the fact that while performing the performee must scream, "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?"
Wow, being Regis Philbin'ed to death is the worst possible death you could possibly have.
by Jon Wolfe November 4, 2007
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I went to the party in hopes of getting a good ole Begis Philbin
by TP42 September 5, 2007
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Philbin’s are real wacky. Gotta watch out for them late night stealing your clams and your girl. Can usually catch them in the wild at their favorite dining spot hillstone eating all of the artichoke’s so no one else can. You’ll know someone is a philbin if they have a great bit going and are constantly taking pictures of their meal for their finstagram account. Might also have an expired passport and car with a boot on it on any given day of the week.
Any extra clams?

Nah mate, a philbin came here 10 minutes ago
by Bill Clarke November 23, 2021
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