Phil McCraken Share definition Flag A TSA agent that enjoys his work a little too much. Sounds like, Feel-My-Crack-in. Relative of Pat McGroin's. I got reamed by Phil McCraken and his brother Pat McGroin at the airport this morning. Phil McCraken by noiseboy January 2, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Phil McCraken mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch