phil

a guy who is an immature jerk. has no feelings toward girls. just wants thier body, and nude pictures, nothing else. also cannot take a joke. yet a really good kisser

-"that kiss was a phil"

-"he kept asking me for dirty pictures"

"he deffenitly was a phil"

by nijaturtle blankett July 12, 2009

Phil

Ray of sunshine. Too pure for this world. Somehow adorable and sexy at the same time.

Dan: See that guy over there?
Emilia: Yea?
Dan: You could literally photosynthesize off of him.
Emilia: Whats his name?
Dan: Phil.

by dbdhdbdjdn November 3, 2015

Phil

tall, blonde, cute, shy. doesnt really know how to flirt, but indirectly lets a girl know he likes her. likes blondes. has a good sense of humor. likes to buy a lot of sunglasses. wont hug the girl he likes cuz he thinks it might be awkward. indirectly adorable. likes girls with a name beginning with A.

and trust me. i am a psychologist, and 78% of men named phil fit this category. ladies, do not give up on a guy named phil. give him time. he will come to you eventually :)

Phil likes her!
How can you tell?
He always smiles around her!

by chocoholicpsychologist<3 July 1, 2010

Phil

That which makes you whole. More than enough. Satisfying.. Take a look at me now. You're the only one...

It's been a long time since I've seen him and yet, I've got to have my Phil.

by PhlipsPage March 5, 2018

Phil

verb: to pull a Phil is to say something completely nonsensical which confuses/baffles human beings with normal, functioning brains.

noun: Phils are generally below average intelligence and have a tendency to do stupid things. Beware of encountering a Phil. They may fool you with their university "degrees", charm and dazzling smile, but their idiocy is highly contagious.

"Dude, he totally pulled a Phil and tried to clean those dishes with a microwave!"

"Did he just confuse armadillos with dinosaurs? That guy is such a Phil..."

by Miss Fantastic November 25, 2009

A Phil

To not pursue a girl because it is too much effort to call or text her back

oh come on she's hot, don't pull a phil

by karmafarma July 18, 2011

Phil

The god to look up to. Future world conqueror and passionate lover. Intricate facial hair enthusiast. Effortlessly attracts all women. Thoughtful and cautious but never shy. World traveler. Never try to outshine or outsmart a Phil.

Dude 1: I just met a guy named Phil.
Dude 2: Did it blow your mind and change your world forever?
Dude 1: Damn right...

by Darling Michie September 27, 2011