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Phantom Berry

a Blackberry user phenomenon whereas the user mistakenly believes there Black Berry is vibrating only to find their Blackberry is not even on them. Or is on their person, but did not vibrate

Common among chronic Black Berry users
Dude, hang on my blackberrys calling...nope just another phantom berry caller - my imaganination.
by gtsawyer May 5, 2008
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Phantomberried

While taking a shit you feel the presence of an especially stubborn dingleberry. Unable to free the dingleberry you begin to wipe. The feeling of the dingleberry goes away but you are left with a clean sheet of toilet paper and no sign that the dingleberry ever existed
Joe-Do you remember last November when my IBS was flaring up and I kept getting phantomberried?
Tyler-How could I forget, you spent hours locked in the bathroom trying to solve the mystery.
Joe-It's happening again
by nohomofromcomo December 12, 2012
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