A high school phenomenon of a mystry person shitting in the sink of the boys toilets, sticking a toilet roll around it with a flag in and setting fire to it. Popular between years 9 to 11
The Phantom Shitter has struck again.
by Ian Walmsley October 22, 2003
First the Phantom shitter plugs the toilet with a complete roll of TP. Then takes a screamer on top. Anyone who flushes get shoe shitted.Usually occurs in a college dorm but I have seen it in the work environment.
screamer,mad shitter
screamer,mad shitter
Holy shit the Phantom shitter has struck in toilet no 2. I didn't think anyone could crap that big...leave out the corn.
by shammerjack October 17, 2007
Also known as Alex "Cheech" Marin who in 2006, during the Loyola Freshman football season, took massive shits throughout the Freshman/Sophomore locker room. He was notorious for vanishing after dropping a duece seemingly into thin air. The Phantom Shitter was never officially caught in the act, but after years of specualtion, it has been confirmed that Alex Marin is THE PHANTOM SHITTER.
by deepdarksecrets September 27, 2010
Mysterious beings responsible for shitting in random places. Phantom shitters start out as people who experiment with shitting beside toilets in their local wal-marts. The phantom shitter finds this to be thrilling, and quickly migrates to better shitting grounds.
A phantom shitter often targets dressing rooms, clothing rings, and wal-mart drinking fountains.
Once a phantom shitter reaches the boss level, he or she may begin shitting on shopping mall floors.
Clever phantom shitters will secure jobs as janitors or security guards. This gives them access to shitting locations like no other. Cash machines, shoe boxes, supervisors desks, furniture, xbox 360 disk drives, the list goes on.
A phantom shitter often targets dressing rooms, clothing rings, and wal-mart drinking fountains.
Once a phantom shitter reaches the boss level, he or she may begin shitting on shopping mall floors.
Clever phantom shitters will secure jobs as janitors or security guards. This gives them access to shitting locations like no other. Cash machines, shoe boxes, supervisors desks, furniture, xbox 360 disk drives, the list goes on.
guy: I found a pile of green shit in the center of a clothing ring at JC penny.
guy2: phantom shitter strikes again!
guy2: phantom shitter strikes again!
by PooMasterFlash September 14, 2008
Have you ever walked down a hallway and found a random fresh turd.. But no one is around to claim it?
Then you, need a young priest and an old preist.. For you are haunted by a phantom shitter.
Then you, need a young priest and an old preist.. For you are haunted by a phantom shitter.
Man walks by shit.. Looks at urban dictionary and finds phantom shitter: ooohhhh!!!
Man hiding around the corner with a freshly dirty ass. : haha! I atrike again!!!
Man hiding around the corner with a freshly dirty ass. : haha! I atrike again!!!
by Moist genitals May 13, 2019
by PhantonShitter1234 March 1, 2016
Someone who shits on the floor of a public dressing room or toilet with the intention to cause homur or havoc
by BossSauce210 November 22, 2015