PfandGoblin

You know when you're on a German DeutscheBahn train, chilling with your snaccs and whatnot, and then some literal scabby cryptid encroaches into your personal space to rummage through the little waste-bin next to your seat, and search for Pfand bottles so he can purchase his questionable wares...
That's a Pfandgoblin

Dude i saw "Pfandgoblin Prime" on the train earlier, i was enjoying the Schwarzwaldbahn out the window and suddenly this man's all like "ICH BRAUCHE ALLES DEN FLASCHE, ICH BIN EIN PFANDGOBLIN" as he jammed his gammy hands into the bin

by poolickertronmaximus February 05, 2025