The main character of the show Family Guy, the man of the Griffin family. Works in the Happy-Go-Lucky toy factory, and hangs out with his friends Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland.
"Can't touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I'm a big shot, there's no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don't like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let's all do the bump/ Can't touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can't touch me/ I'm Presidential Peter/ Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot/ I've been around the world/ from Hartford to Back Bay/ It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way/ Can't touch me."
by --Meatwad-- November 27, 2004
by Hammond25 February 7, 2021
by ill bavid March 14, 2005
1) A fat man who hates Canada and thinks it sucks. (see episode: The Son Also Draws)
2) Man strongly amused by bathroom humor. IE: "..Duty.. ahahahaha... Diarrhea.. hey.. hey Louis.. Diarrhea!"
3) An New Englander who consumes large amounts of Partucket Pat and drinks for amusement. IE: "Daddy only drank so the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off"
4) Formerly known as Death for a few hours.
2) Man strongly amused by bathroom humor. IE: "..Duty.. ahahahaha... Diarrhea.. hey.. hey Louis.. Diarrhea!"
3) An New Englander who consumes large amounts of Partucket Pat and drinks for amusement. IE: "Daddy only drank so the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off"
4) Formerly known as Death for a few hours.
by BeeKaySlacker December 23, 2003
A wise man who thinks jews are good with money (they are). He likes to attend the Drunken Clam where he drinks with his pals Joe, Quagmyre, and Cleveland. He subsides in a small town in Rhode Island called Quahog.
by Smokey MacPot April 13, 2004
Peter Griffin:Lois its time to be the Peiceofsmichdt you are.
Lois Pewtersmichdt:Its Pewtersmichdt!!!!
Lois Pewtersmichdt:Its Pewtersmichdt!!!!
by NotThePwnerer August 17, 2006