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Spreading your shitty butt cheeks apart and stamping them around someone's eye.
After dropping an epic taco and tequila splattered deuce in the bathroom, I decided to forego the wipe and gave a "Pete the Dog" to my passed out girlfriend.
by Ninjee Star July 26, 2012
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