Petaluma Gift Basket

When you fuck someone (probably in the butt) using butter and eggs, two major products of Petaluma, CA, as lube.

Q: Hey, what are you getting your girlfriend for Christmas?
A: A nice, big Petaluma gift basket.

Petaluma Gift Basket by Chefload December 21, 2012

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Petaluma Gift Basket

Ms. Bihn really likes gift baskets…
see definition above

man, I heard you wanted to get Ms. Bihn something, how about a “Petaluma Gift Basket?”

Petaluma Gift Basket by Mateo DeLucca May 26, 2022

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