pestritto 

a very catholic and very homeschooled star wars nerd

wow that guy is such a pestritto
what a pestritto move

pestritto by anonymous protestant February 2, 2021

Pestritto 

Stereotypical sheltered Catholic homeschoolers who only understand references to Studio C

You’re acting like a real Pestritto right now
I met this Pestritto the other day

Pestritto by anonymous protestants February 20, 2021

Pestritto 

A stereotypical Sicilian who may or may not have connections to the mafia

Hell hath no fury like a Pestritto scorned

Pestritto by anonymous protestants February 20, 2021

pestration 

PESTRATION

Pronounced

Pest-ray-shun

verb :
when any female continues to:

interrupt, nag, direct, boss, bitch, whine, complain, order, or any other form of annoyance causing distraction during gaming hours*. The only acceptable exception is in order to receive sexual favors from the female pestrator.

* gaming hours:

Any and all times while an electronic device is in utilization by a male. Especially, during times the male feels the uncontrollable barbaric urge to "kill some mother effer's on Xbox" or any other brand gaming console, handheld electronic device, or Arcade equipment.

**Hours may and will vary:

These are to include the

scheduling of availability for other slothful behaviors. Such as, consumption of food or other sustenance, relieving of one's self and sleeping. Also to include the level or degree of pestration achieved by the pestrator female.

The pestration I constantly endure from my girlfriend makes me feel like strangling myself.

I've never been so pestrated.

Pestration will be the death of her.

pestration by Twilight Lowe July 13, 2018

pistritto 

Hidden treasure

Man, that ladyboy has got some sweet Pistritto.

pistritto by sweettony June 12, 2020