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Person 29 

The keeper of The Box. The Box is a theoretical concept structure that contains all matter, logic, information, and everything that has ever and will ever exist. Technically the box does not have a size as it is infinite, but Person 29 is there to make sure that The Box does not collapse, potentially ending one of the universes The Persons are in.
Person 1: You ever think there’s something bigger than our universe?
Person 2: nigga are you fr

Person 29: being in the nothing sure is boring
Person 29 by unused username February 8, 2024

person 29 

Person 1: hey person 29
Person 29: 🤫🧏
person 29 by NoenD_io March 13, 2024

Person 29 

Said to only show up on leap day.

Yeah that's it really
Person 15: Where's Person 29? I need to talk to him
Person 13: You just missed your chance. You have to wait 46 more months :P
Person 15: NOOOOOOO-

Person 29 

Person 29 has Person 0 as his only friend in his entire life, he watched Person 0's death and decided to avenge him
Person 29: SOMEONE KILLED PERSON 0???
Person 29: I WILL DEDICATE MY WHOLE LIFE TO AVENGING HIM!!!
Later that week the police found Person 28 dead on the floor, Person 29 isolated himself in the woods trying to not get caught by the police
Person 29 by Dalmut Brothers September 7, 2024
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026