The Perky Lord is a legendary folklore character from the Kent Boy's Tale, "Perc 30's." This character controls everything that happens while the user is in the Perc realm. One enters the Perc realm by ingesting any type of Percocet, including Perc5's, Perc10's, and Perc30's. While in the Perc realm, the Perky Lord has complete control over everything. You will be lifted from your body and will sit fifty feet in the air above your active body with the perky lord. You will observe all that happens to your self while perced out. Only a select few make it back to their bodies but those who do will be able to say they have met the Perky Lord.
T-Berry: Doinklo! Is that you? Thank god, I thought the Perky Lord was going to hold me captive forever!
Doinklo: It's okay T-Berry I made it out as well. You just have to believe.
by The Kent Boys November 18, 2019
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