1 definition by Tucker T

A) To become intoxicated and attempt to urinate on people you know.

Not to be confused with someone who becomes intoxicated and then tries to urinate on a person they do not know (this is adequately defined as an asshole).

B) Person(s) whom incessantly avoid bathing.
"Dude, you pulled a perez last night, not cool - those were new pants."

"Wow, you smell like a perez."
by Tucker T September 14, 2007
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